Two beauties at the top of the EU

I have been pissing in my pants. Jesus Fuckin’ Christ, Europe, you sure could not find uglier people than these two newly „elected“ frigtards: meet the EU president whose name I already forgot and hot Baroness Ashton. They took a plane later to NYC and hit it off deep and hard here.

The fucktards of Bild.de block iPhone access

Ha ha, what an intellectual loss. Just one question assholes at Bild: who wants to read your fecal output?? And pay for your crap…?

Afghanistan finally recognizes Europe

Vintage Daniel Hannan:

The President of Euristan, Hamid Shah Barroso, claimed victory in the battle to ratify the Lisbon Treaty after his last rival, Abdullah Klaus, withdrew. Despite widespread concerns about the integrity of the process, the international community has recognised the new constitutional settlement.

“All the votes are counted, and we can see that Lisbon has been endorsed in every province,” President Barroso told cheering members of the Loya Jirga in Strasbourg. “France, Ireland and the Netherlands have registered huge majorities in favour. In Britain, too, there is overwhelming support”.

The government of Afghanistan, which had voiced concern about corruption under Barroso, reluctantly recognised that the Lisbon Treaty would now take effect. An Afghan election observer remarked: “We are alarmed about the lack of democracy in Euristan. In many ways, representative government there is going backwards. But we have to work with the regime we’ve got”.

Der deutsche Journalist: ein Schwanzlutscher

Mein Gott, wie geht es her in England, wie geht es her in den USA bei Interviews. Da wird einem Politiker schon mal gesagt, das er, der Journalist, die Fragen stellt und nicht der Politiker. Oder Tim Sebastian, der frühere BBC Hardtalk Journalist. Da traten die Schweissperlen auf die Stirn der Interviewten.

Wie schwanzlutschend sittsam sitzen hier deutsche Journalisten herum, grinsend und zu keiner kritischen Frage, geschweige denn Unterstützung des niederländischen Journalisten, willens.

Vor Wochen „interviewt“ ein abegtakelter Ex-Nachrichtenleser, eh Sprecher – in D-Land werden diese Schnarcher Anchorman genannt – einen RWE Sprecher. Besser gesagt er stellt nur eine Frage „warum sind die Gaspreise so hoch in NRW?“ RWE Antwort: „Wir kaufen 24 Monate dauernde Verträge.“ Dem Nachrichtenlalli fällt kein Gegenargument zu diesem offenkundigen Blödsinn ein und bedankt sich für das Interview.

(H/T Indiskretion Ehrensache)

Talk a shitload to get your dream job

It sure helps to have the perfect rap in today’s business environment.

FTD – LOL

The Germans prove that you can really fuck up a name. The standing and quality of the British FT needs no further tout but what the Germans have made out of it is plain deplorable. They need to give it away for free that anybody reads their crap.

When you are compelled to publish such article it is really time to fold.

Refreshing honesty about German unification

According to Der Spiegel 38% of Germany’s top business honchos view the 20 year old unification as what it is: a disaster. Well, they put it as having been detriment to business development in Germany. Nothing to add apart from more than 1 billion € having been blown.

Lechiguilla

Just watch this video about a cave discovered only in 1986

90 years of defiantly different cars: Citroen

That ain’t no reason to jump out of the third

Oh come on, that is pathetic. German TV is a fucking bore but that is no reason to jump out of the third. More so since the third is not a sure thingy. You might find yourself looking like shit and still alive. That’s no good show.

So here is some advice to you German TV fucktards: Stand up to the fact that you have no ideas, very limited resources, just take a look at the paltry news studios you have with a, gasp, desk in it and that’s about it, constant reruns of Hitler’s time … Stand up, admit it you don’t know anything and the only thing you are good at is copying. But jumping is so 80s, show you have half a ball in your pants.