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The shipping blues

November 12, 2009 · Kommentar schreiben

The NYT suggests in an article that Europe’s toothless recovery is perhaps in for some nasty surprises. True, they never dabbled big in sub-prime mortgages but big, very big, in funding the building of ships.

When Eastwind Maritime, a medium-size carrier company, went bankrupt this summer, few banks in the United States took notice.

But in Europe, where banks hold over $350 billion of increasingly dubious shipping industry loans, the inability of Eastwind, which is based in New York,to handle its debt of more than $300 million set off an anxiety attack on lending desks across the Continent.

Banks with large shipping industry portfolios — among them Royal Bank of Scotland and Lloyds, and HSH Nordbank and Commerzbank in Germany — could face meaningful write-downs as ship owners confront plummeting charter rates from a 25 percent drop in global trade.

“Peak of defaults is generally one year after the trough of the economy,” said Scott Bugie, a European bank analyst at Standard & Poor’s. “In the U.S., the debt workouts have been faster and the economy also bottomed out before Europe.”

HSH Nordbank, a leading lender to the shipping industry, set aside close to $800 million in provisions for its shipping-related loans this spring, and it has already received 13 billion euros ($19.4 billion) in support from its owners, the regional German states of Hamburg and Schleswig-Holstein.

Have banks adjusted their books or even made provisions? No.

Banks in Europe have stubbornly resisted taking write-downs for their shipping industry debts. They concede that the global cargo sector is troubled, but as long as companies continue to pay interest on their loans — which most are still doing — the banks contend that there is no need to write them off.

and does the future look good. Hell, no.

“We estimate that there will be a 50 percent oversupply in container ships,” Mr. Brahde said.

Most vulnerable is HSH Nordbank, which is exposed to the industry’s weakest segment, container ships. It has $50 billion in shipping loans, or about seven times its equity.

The exposures of other major ship lenders include Commerzbank, with $37 billion; R.B.S. with $25 billion; and Lloyds TSB with $23.9 billion, according to estimates made by ING Bank.

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Markus Berger-de Léon will pay your taxi …

November 11, 2009 · Kommentar schreiben

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Markus is the guy with the balloon head. That’s right, the one on the left.

Markus is a neat and nice dude as you can see and should you have hacked into the data base of a social, ehem, network, syphoned off some million data sets of, no not adults, but KIDS!!  Markus is willing to talk to you. And social prick Markus will even pay your taxi, some 500 (five hundred in words!) EURO that is, to shuttle your creepy ass to Berlin.

And then his tech chief is talking no shit but gets right into the potatoes saying „you can hack our data, we even pay you. Just paaleeaase, do not make it public.“ Of course he will deny everything later, just as he denied that StudiVZ offered up to 80,000 Euro to a hacker, who meanwhile is no more as he committed suicide…

Fucktard Markus came from the Jamba company, the company that milks young people out of money for braindead ring tones. So it is only fitting that he replaced the listless former CEO of said social PETwork. Oh, lest nobody forget, StudiVZ belongs to the Holtzbrinck Group.

Markus, if you have any style left, leave. And Holtzbrinck, if you have guts you throw him out!

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The Mac is transgenerational

November 9, 2009 · Kommentar schreiben

As if we Mac users needed any proof. But it is always nice to see people from the savviest, coolest and most avant-garde strata of society.

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The fucktards of Bild.de block iPhone access

November 7, 2009 · Kommentar schreiben

Ha ha, what an intellectual loss. Just one question assholes at Bild: who wants to read your fecal output?? And pay for your crap…?

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GM to Merkel: „Get out of the car, bitch!“

November 4, 2009 · Kommentar schreiben

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The Opel saga gets ever more embarrassing for German chancelloress Anjie Merkel from the former GDR, a failed state. She got bitch-slapped by GM for trying to sell something she (Germany) does not own. Her pre-election ramshackle deal with Magna is yet another display of her inaptitude. German politicians are lived. Forget their ramblings against the locusts, it is now „the ugly face of turbo-capitalism“ as a certain Mr. Rüttgers put it.

It remains to be seen how many factories will be closed and how many workers laid off. Can it be a coincidence that this developed as the chancelloress was in Washington DC?!! And remember that the Economist called the Magna deal a stink.

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Afghanistan finally recognizes Europe

November 4, 2009 · Kommentar schreiben

Vintage Daniel Hannan:

The President of Euristan, Hamid Shah Barroso, claimed victory in the battle to ratify the Lisbon Treaty after his last rival, Abdullah Klaus, withdrew. Despite widespread concerns about the integrity of the process, the international community has recognised the new constitutional settlement.

“All the votes are counted, and we can see that Lisbon has been endorsed in every province,” President Barroso told cheering members of the Loya Jirga in Strasbourg. “France, Ireland and the Netherlands have registered huge majorities in favour. In Britain, too, there is overwhelming support”.

The government of Afghanistan, which had voiced concern about corruption under Barroso, reluctantly recognised that the Lisbon Treaty would now take effect. An Afghan election observer remarked: “We are alarmed about the lack of democracy in Euristan. In many ways, representative government there is going backwards. But we have to work with the regime we’ve got”.

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Facebook games scams

November 2, 2009 · Kommentar schreiben

You play FarmVille on FaceFuck? No?, perhaps you are using another app that pulls down your private data? No? But millions of idiots are doing this: joining a network, playing absolutely dumb games, leaving their front door open 24/7/365. I am pretty sure many of these people have anti-virus sw on their computer and run behind a firewall, yet they undress themselves beyond the nude on FB. They put private photos on the net that clearly show where they live and next they tell people they will be in Asia for some weeks. Great for thieves and easy. But this is about the games …

Here is a good article about these scams and some insight into the typical FB user:

I finally came to this realization: People on Facebook won’t pay for anything. They don’t have credit cards, they don’t want credit cards, and they are not interested in shopping. But you can trick them into doing one of three things:

  • Download a toolbar: It could be spyware (such as Zango) or something more legitimate, such as Webfetti or Zwinkys.
  • Give up their email address: You’ve won a “free” camera or perhaps you’ve been selected as a tester for a new Macbook Pro (which you get to keep at the end of the test). Just tell us where you want us to ship it.
  • Give up their phone number: You took the IQ Quiz, so give us your phone number and we’ll tell you your score. Never mind that you’ll get billed $20 a month or perhaps be tricked into inviting 10 other friends to beat your score.

This thing will get bigger publicity and ultimately law inforcement will step in. Meanwhile ..

Weak enforcement: Paul Jeffries, who enforced (or didn’t enforce, depending on your view) the platform rules, wanted to allow a laissez-faire economy, stepping in only when the violations were so egregious that his call center was getting flooded with complaints. He called me into a meeting and told me that my ads were costing him more in customer service than any revenue I was possibly generating. That pre-supposed that he knew what we were generating – in the high 5 figures a day. And most of that was profit, since we paid out only a fraction of what we earned. Remember that we had to beat only what Google AdSense generated.

There was no way that Facebook – and definitely not the Federal Trade Commission—could keep up with the “innovation” happening. Witness the virtual currency scam, where users complete the offers mentioned above to earn points in a game. It doesn’t take a genius to know that the quality of such leads is garbage – these users are filling out forms just to get the points.

They sign up for Netflix, a platinum credit card, get an auto insurance quote, whatever. The industry term for type of traffic is called “incentivized”. The underlying advertiser is paying for these leads much like they would if they were coming from paid search. They may be told they’re getting incent traffic—or maybe not. Or maybe the ad network, the middleman between the advertiser (company paying for traffic) and publisher (source of traffic) is mixing PPC, email, and incent (also called social) traffic to hit certain quality thresholds.

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Weak end reads

Oktober 31, 2009 · Kommentar schreiben

1. Proof of the world’s energy insanity: scraping tar sands

2. Creative destruction: Fisker is going to build electric cars at  a former Pontiac plant. Schumpeter would love this.

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K1 Hedge Fund: nothing suspicious here

Oktober 31, 2009 · Kommentar schreiben

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Dubai Capital saniert zuerst Dorf Puff

Oktober 29, 2009 · Kommentar schreiben

Nun wollte man endlich zeichnen, 28% Prozent Rendite gibts im Immobilien-Investment selten, auch wenn es ösi-bayrisch heissgerechnet war, und nun das:

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Kann es sein, das die auf der Homepage genannte Abzocker…, eh Ansprechsperson, Lukas Rachensperger, gerade noch den Feinschliff an einen Dorf-Puff legt, um sich dann gen Dubai zu schwingen? Dies zu lesen könnte nicht schaden.

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